Weridest thing i ever ate

At red lobster i tsated this sweet coconut shrimp cake that was supposed to be delicious but surely to my tastebuds was the MOST DISGUTING THING THAT TOUCH THE SURFACE OF MY MOUTH. I was slimy and sweet and tested like squirel. Also, it had this ridiulous sauce that tasted like somethings coming right from hospital. I felt like i was gonna buick on my grandma if i didn't get to a local bathroom fast. But i overpast it cause i ate popeyes right after so in the end all was good.